Things My Boss Has Said

In a hearing before a Federal Judge, my boss, managing partner of the law firm said, “It is...

Dec 30th

Lately my boss has been obsessed with the puppycam. The other day I was walking by her office and it...

Dec 30th

While on a conference call just now with two people I’ve never met, but with whom I would like...

Dec 6th

Boss: I want [Redacted] to do the reporting on this piece, and for you to write it up.
[Redacted] and me: Sure thing.
[Boss walks up to me in front of (Redacted) and says in a loud stage whisper that everyone can hear]: I want you to write it because you're a much better writer. This one [points backward with thumb at (Redacted) will just fuck it up.

Dec 3rd

Situation: At a company party, sitting at a table with my direct boss and four superiors. They are...

Dec 3rd

A group text from my boss to the staff...

“Where is the light switch?”

Dec 3rd