Things My Boss Has Said

2009

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2008

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so we have this new intern. she’s black. i was in my office with the new intern and was...
Aug 26th
“You’ll be back.”
— My former boss, when I shook...
Aug 20th
I have just given my boss my resignation letter:
Him: Well I don't think you need to stay through the move. (Our office moves in a week.)
Me: Okay, whatever you think. I thought it might be good if I stayed to get the new place settled.
Him: Oh.
Me: ...
Him: How much notice are you giving? (Looks at letter, sees it is two and a half weeks.) You know, you should really be respectful of people and not just leave them in the lurch! Could you stay another week?
So, he started by saying I could leave, you know, now. Then he says he would like if I could say longer. My boss is bi-polar and soon he will no longer be my boss!
Aug 20th
My boss has just asked me how to send a fax. A fax.
Aug 18th