Things My Boss Has Said

Me: Sarah Palin said she didn't know Africa was a continent!
Boss: Africa is a continent?!
This was followed by me trying (in vain) to explain all the different continents to her. However, the North America /South America part confused her too much... she thought that I meant the South American countries were part of the U.S.

My boss called in today, around noon, and said: I’m working from the beach office today. I...

Me: My godmother has passed away, and I am going to need to leave a little early on Thursday in order to make it to the wake. I'll also be a little late getting in on Friday, since the funeral is in the morning.
My boss: Well, how close were you to this person? You can't just take off of work every time someone dies.

My boss just asked “Do you know how to do snail mail?” I don’t know if he thinks...