Things My Boss Has Said

2009

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2008

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(I was working for a literary agent)
Boss: I asked you to print out this whole book, and you didn't! You only gave me up to page 310! What's wrong with you?
Me: [checks] No, that's where it ends. It's just quite abrupt.
Boss: Oh. Well, it should be longer!
Jul 8th
The HR director at a company I was working at asked me, “Are you having recreational or...
Jul 8th