June 29, 2009
  • Background: I live in England and I just came back from Canada attending my grandmother and step-grandfather's unexpected funerals.
  • Boss: Ah, I can tell you were just at home!
  • Me: Oh really? How?
  • Boss: You've got a bit of a spare tire from that home cooking.
  • Me: ....
  • Boss: Oh! But I only say that cause normally you're really fit (hot).
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