- [Boss and I are working in an open plan office]
- Boss: Hey! Are you on Facebook? Did you see my most recent update?
- Me: No, I just logged off.
- Boss: Well log back on and check it out.
- Facebook: Boss is admiring ____ (me) from across the room and thinks she has thighs to die for.
- Me: Uhhh, I think that's sexual harassment, and I'm not very comfortable.
- Boss: How could that be sexual harassment? I didn't even say anything!
Things My Boss Has Said
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Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity!
June 29, 2009
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