- (I was working for a literary agent)
- Boss: I asked you to print out this whole book, and you didn't! You only gave me up to page 310! What's wrong with you?
- Me: [checks] No, that's where it ends. It's just quite abrupt.
- Boss: Oh. Well, it should be longer!
Things My Boss Has Said
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July 8, 2009