Butt Tuckers
I’m on the safety team at work, and someone slipped. I was explaining to my boss that I didn’t take this person seriously because she was wearing 3-4 inch spike heels when there was 8 inches of snow on the ground. This was not a safety issue, it was a common sense issue.
He replied, “Oh I really love women who wear the high heels! I could follow them around for hours.”
Me: “Ok, well, that’s a little off topic.”
My boss: “Where I used to work, the ladies used to care about how they looked and dressed. We had one woman who wore heels everyday. She said there were two kinds of heels. Ones that tuck your butt and ones that seperate the butt cheeks. She would also wear a bathing suit to work on Fridays and tan on the roof. She was a good looking woman.”
Me: “Well, I hardly believe this is helpful or safety related.”
My boss: “Maybe you should buy a pair of heels for the office?! Give it a try. They will also shape your legs.”
