- Boss: I want [Redacted] to do the reporting on this piece, and for you to write it up.
- [Redacted] and me: Sure thing.
- [Boss walks up to me in front of (Redacted) and says in a loud stage whisper that everyone can hear]: I want you to write it because you're a much better writer. This one [points backward with thumb at (Redacted) will just fuck it up.
Things My Boss Has Said
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December 2, 2008