- Boss #1, speaking about me: Her "special friend" is part of your club (Catholicism).
- Boss #2: What? "Special friend"? I don't know what's going on right now.
- Me, glaring at Boss #1: Um, he means my, uh, boyfriend.
- (the boyfriend I broke up with a week prior to this and hadn't told anyone in the office yet)
Things My Boss Has Said
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January 25, 2009