January 25, 2009
  • Boss #1, speaking about me: Her "special friend" is part of your club (Catholicism).
  • Boss #2: What? "Special friend"? I don't know what's going on right now.
  • Me, glaring at Boss #1: Um, he means my, uh, boyfriend.
  • (the boyfriend I broke up with a week prior to this and hadn't told anyone in the office yet)